Two weeks in a row. For most podcasts, that’s standard, but for Officially Underqualified, it feels like a Christmas miracle. Matt and Greg are back in the chair, leaning in hard from the opening minute and setting the tone for one of the loosest, funniest, and most surprisingly chaotic episodes yet.

Matt kicks things off with an update on Brian the Dog, who has listened to the lads grill him about the missing car signage and now appears motivated by equal parts pride and shame. From there, Greg reflects on his recently completed Melbourne golf trip, which somehow involved only 11 hours of sleep over four days, a private chef, and a level of drinking that would concern most medical professionals. He breaks down the magic of the Mornington Peninsula courses, delivers a glowing review of PK, and reveals the absolutely outrageous Team White championship rings made by Trent from Diamond Vault. When Greg calls them “diamond-encrusted sterling silver pinky rings designed for sipping White Russians,” he means it literally.

The boys also introduce the podcast's new unofficial sponsor, Golf Life, after being showered in free merch, which they accept with zero shame and maximum enthusiasm.

From there, the chat shifts sharply into rugby league, covering the shocking Eli Katoa concussion incident, the embarrassing lack of field markings at Everton, and the peculiar, possibly questionable officiating that made the latest Ashes game borderline unwatchable. Matt rips into the decision to let Katoa play after being knocked senseless in the warm-up, while Greg throws his tinfoil hat on and argues the missing lines may have been designed to keep England competitive.

Then, of course, everything goes to hell. Greg's phone runs out of storage, the recording collapses, and Matt is left delivering a solo outro, roasting Greg's technological incompetence and pleading with listeners to let him know he has failed them.

It's messy, it's chaotic, it's unprofessional, and it's exactly why this show works.